Mintie's Winter Report

Hello Mintie Fans! Not heard from me for a wee while as I've been busy setting up te new Sonny Service Headquarters in Manchester - obviously, this is a secret location which can't be disclosed!

Please note: You will find Mintie wearing the finest designerwear purchased from various designer stores in the City, needless to say you will see I'm sporting versace sunglasses, THE top of the range D&G shoulder watch and a Scandinavian designer T-Shirt P.O.P.

An update on my Bro Jess the scamp cat, who is also head of the Sonny Services and THE best agent in the services too.... He has been on many missions of late, which meant that he had to leave home for 50 days, then 52 days and then a very short mission, which only took him away from my very worried parents for 4 days. The locations again, are classified as they all involved missions - my parents don't understand this work that we carry out and instead think that he's gone missing every time.... parents are such silly creatures ain't they!!!

I'll sign off now but wait for my next installment, where you will see several other agents by the names of Chessie, Charlie of Sale, Ollie & Maddie of Chadderton and our newest recruits and family members Archie & Molly Todd of Brandlesholme!

Bye bye Fans - Howay with ya now!

Malcoms in Cyprus

PLEASE H E L P the poor sonny's in Cyprus.... well, I say porr sonny's but I can happily report that these sonny's are very well cared for in the Cat Sanctuary in Cyprus!

We went on our holidays to The Four Seasons Hotel and went to visit our adopted 3 sonnys while we were there in Cyprus. We were so happy to see the Sanctuary for ourselves and all sonnys are so friendly and love lots of cuddles.

Yvonne & Richard, amongst other volunteers run the sanctuary and the place is funded purely by donations alone - so we are now on a campaign to get people to adopt a sonny for a child or loved one as a little stocking filler at Christmas. The web site is malcolmcat.org and it costs around £7.50 per cat per year and you can take your pick of lovely sonnys to adopt too!

We didn't want to leave all those sonnys....... they look after around 160 of them and they are all so very cheeky too!

Help keep the Sanctuary going PLEASE!

The Sleaders Returned!

My brother the "Great Sleader of the Sonny Services" is back!! He went missing on mi mam's birthday on 30th July and was missing for a whopping 50 days! We we're all so very worried and upset that our Jess the Slead had gone from our family and we almost gave up all hope of ever seeing his grand chops again..... but on 19th September, we received a call from a lovely family about 4 miles away from us and they reported our Jess was with them!! He had been living rough and travelling around lost for the last 50 days but he is now safe and pampered in his home. He is very cuddly and he loves lots of hugs and kisses - it is just GGGRRREEEAAAATTT to have him back with us again, I'm on top of the world I can tell you!!!

Long live the Slead - my Bro Jess Todd!

We love you lots and lots - you're puurrrfect!

Almost The End of a "Shearer"

As a tribute to my favourite player at Newcastle United, I wear my toon army with pride!

Despite being surrounded by Manchester United fans, I still wear my kit with pride and have managed to convert my sister to a Newcastle fan and she too now flys the toon army flag...great!

My superb Grandad Geoff as pictured in a previous blog (a great man) was from Colourcoats in Whitley Bay and he was a massive toon fan - he even got a signed picture from all the team to lift his spirits when he was poorly. He is now in no pain and looking down on the toon army - he never has to miss a match now and I can hear him cheering the lads on.....come on Shearer!!

The Geordie ladies won't be able to resist me in my kit - so please don't stare at my picture for too long because it will almost certainly drive you wild!!!

Keep smiling and long live the toon army............Great!

The Scotsman

Hello Mintie Fans! Sorry I've been away for so long but I'm back now....just returned from the Edinburgh Residence, which was pure 5* luxury!

I purchased several MacDonald Clan tartans, which is the tartans from my ancestry - The Clan MacDonald of Glencoe. As you can see from my picture, I am modelling such a fine kilt, while doing a spot of guarding at the castle - keeping all the ragga muffins away!

Mintie Todd highly recommends you all to stay at The Edinburgh Residence.....they do the best Scottish Sausage! At £280 per night, cheap it aint but pure 5* indulgence is what we all deserve....relaxation is just what the doctor ordered!

The sound of the "old country" keeps my memories of my good pal Greyfriars Bobby - he was the best and loyal friend to his owner in the whole wide world and even has a statue of himself in Edinburgh - Great!

Back soon Mintie Fans - I'll be seeing Ewe!

My Brother

Howay there Mintie fans! How do you like the picture of my brother Jessie Todd? He is a Norwegian forest Cat and is head of the Sonny Services in the UK - helping to rid the world of all the bad people who hurt animals. It's all classified of course, but we will rid all of the cruelty to animals, especially cats and dogs through information gathered from our Kitty agents who live all over the world!

My brother is the best bro in the world and he is very loving to me and my parents!

What do you think of my brother - let me know and I understand that we are both very handsome, cute and adorable...........but please feel free to let us have your comments!

Grreeeeeeeaaaaaatttttt!

The Most Important Meal of The Day!

Howay the lambs! Wanted to discuss the different breakfast habbit throughout the world... I observed a lot of people from different countries when I stayed in my luxury 5 Star hotel in Cyprus. I couldn't believe my beady eyes when I saw people having cold meats and salad with kippers for the breakie! Whatever happened to the good old fashioned traditional English fry up? My favourite is sausage and beans on toast, washed down with a glass of cold goats milk......well, I have to keep my reletives in work now don't I! What's weirdest breakie that you've ever had? Come on Lamb fans, let me know!
Keep the lads in work and get Goats milk instead of that common old fashioned cows milk!
Howay the lambs and god bless the toonami!